Mr.+Wright's+Wonderful+Quotes


 * Mr. Wright's Wonderful Quotes**

On race: "This is my white class"

On love: "I married my wife despite the fact that she's not hyper." "It's a good thing my wife loves me, because I don't think I could find anyone else." "You're sexist. I'm sexist. Get over it."

Unfortunate double-entendres: "I used to float the banana by myself, but now I do it with students." "I'm definitely guilty of pushing it." "Either end is disturbing."

General incompetence: "Is that computer on Jeopardy a human?" "I tend to mess up this class when I say things." "I think Notepad is better." "Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing all day."

On society: "I dream of a society where a chicken can cross the road without its motives being questioned."

On children: "Babies are stupid. If you attack them, they won't fight back."

On his mad delusions: "Whenever my son wakes up from a dream and says that there is a giant zebra outside, I have to look and make sure."

On his students: "Avery, wake up." "Tell Walter that he only looks smart."

On orgies: "Orgy porgy."